Today, my friend explained that his internship was clearly worse than mine because he got yelled at by clients. One of my clients ripped out my hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, my first client as a freelancer screamed at me and threw a notebook at my head. I quit my job to become a freelancer because my boss would often scream and throw things at me. FML
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, I answered a call at work from a very irate gentleman. After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner. Turns out that guy is one of our company's biggest clients. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
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Top comments
CryoShock 14
What the hell do you work for?
A07 48
Internships are hell, no two ways about it
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Comments (31)
anarchymaniac 22
Who pulls out someone's hair like that?
Chloe555_fml 27
Does he want assault charges, because that's how you get assault charges!* *In regards to the person who pulled out your hair.
hjds4n5 12
You may want to sue.
man_in_black08 28
Are you both by any chance, Dumb and Dumber? Lol.
worldclassrager 41
Hospital intern is the only way I can think of having physical contact like that
tompom331 19
Oo my internship is harder than yours, what are you, 12?
ericp96 10
Where the hell do you work?
Witchylady 18
I hope you called the police. Cause that is clearly assault.
DEATHLORD_fml 16
Wh---what the ****----who do u work for?
momac86 17
That's a hairmful environment