chacha_bby
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Won't get fooled again
Today, I had a party at my house. When my parents came home, my dad asked how the party was. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, to which he responded, "Well, the puke all over the driveway begs to differ." FML
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mewzik 0
always always clean up the mess YDI
dedcircuit 0
You could've said somebody walking by the house did that.
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littlegolferboy 4
I clicked YDI as soon as I read "I had a party at my house." Granted you could be living on your own, but we all know you wouldn't be putting it on FML if you did.
fili450r 0
hey! i could...i lived alone, at our old house when we moved to new one, trying to sell old one.....had a party, got so drunk (alot of vodka and energy drinks) and i ran through a glass door....Fmylife....
dRose22 0
ahahaha dumbass. Always check everything, even around the house YDI
murder1215 5
please. Save the " love your parents crap" at home. You expect a teenager to tell the truth about anything? Seriously.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
YDI FOR NOT KNOWING HE WAS YOUR FATHER.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
haha wow i wouldve checked to clean outside too. way to get caught. :p
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
"Didn't you know that's breaking the 10 commandments?" Seriously? What do you want the parents to do to their kid now that he has disobeyed them? Stone him to death? I mean that's what the bible says too.
Ranoona 0
YDI for lying to your parents.
RazorFox16 0
actually, pimpin88, some parents don't have reason to be respected. Especially the really abusive ones. And people lie. It's a part of life. It's not necessarily a GOOD part of life, but it's there. People have lied in all time periods.
mcsnelly 5
Just wanted to let you know...just because something happens a lot, it doesn't mean it should necessarily just be accepted as a part of life. Would you say that murder is "just a part of life?" It happens a lot and people do it so it must be! (according to your statement...)
shaZamy 0
YDI for doing illegal things :O
thaibaco 0
That's very small-minded and your post shows your ignorance. You must have had a very sheltered life to assume children should respect their parents. Two people who had a child did not do it for that child. They didn't think before they had it, "Oh I love Adam, so I'm going to give birth to him." They don't deserve any respect for creating that child. Respect is earned, not expected.