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chacha_bby This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Won't get fooled again

Today, I had a party at my house. When my parents came home, my dad asked how the party was. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, to which he responded, "Well, the puke all over the driveway begs to differ." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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always always clean up the mess YDI

You could've said somebody walking by the house did that.

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bhahahahahhaha suck shit.

I'd click double YDI because there's at least 3 similar party-while-parents-are-away FMLs.

Don't you know it is wrong (and possibly illegal) to do that? Damn, some teens are such ******* idiots.

possibly illegal? It's DEFINITELY illegal!

lol last time I checked underage drinking was illegal :P

so many butthurt old people in here

if you're going to have a party, at least check to see if everything's clean. you could've hosed the barf down.

HAAAHAHAHA!!! if thats what your dad said, thats pretty cool xD

Your dad's a badass. You should learn a couple lessons from him.

i_is_a_tr00l 0

YDI for having talking puke...

Ydi, don't have parties loss

**** not ranoona I meant I_ is_ a_ troll