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chacha_bby This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Won't get fooled again

Today, I had a party at my house. When my parents came home, my dad asked how the party was. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, to which he responded, "Well, the puke all over the driveway begs to differ." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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always always clean up the mess YDI

You could've said somebody walking by the house did that.

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"I had a party at my house" Almost always means it's a YDI

tensley5822mom 0

What kind of moron doesn't clean up after the party. Always ALWAY clean up.

At least he sounded casual, my parents would kill me

At least spray it down the drive into the road or the grass...or take the blame for it...ate something bad after going out for dinner or something....