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Today, my son told me to "grow a pair" and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years-old. FML
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artifactoid 0
you raised one baller of a son.
jmeg_fml 0
Your son is ******* awesome.
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myballs 0
You deserve it, nub.
wiserman 0
i'm almost positive he overheard your gf say that.
Sun_Kissed18 25
oo didn't even think of that! That's a new way to hint at your boyfriend ;)
SkyDance_fml 0
Probably not great for the kid, though...
arsenalfcboy 6
How the hell does he deserve it? Who gets married after 1 1/2 years? 0_o
n4te02 0
haha agreed
Tossup 0
I got engaged after 1&1/2 years and I'm happily married, thank you. It doesn't take that long to know whether you can spend the rest of your life with someone or not.
just_me_tmp 0
#28: Although I agree with your statement- No one cares.
pleasetryagain 0
#78, just because you felt you were ready to be married, it doesn't mean that the OP is, or his girlfriend. People need time, especially someone who has lost a spouse, which seems to be the case here. If it was death, you want to make sure all of those demons are gone before you hitch up again, but if it was divorce, it may take time to allow yourself to trust someone that much again.
dethstruk 0
umm people who waited 5 years before getting married have marital problems you waited a year and a half... hes gonna cheat on you
B4SK3TB4IL 0
maybe he owns a veggie garden and wanted a "pair" of tomatoes
Herropreez17 0
Cmon people... we can all at least agree that the kid is a win amirite?
TripleD76 1
#129: agreed!!!
ryanvoiselle 5
Yeahhhh haha
artifactoid 0
you raised one baller of a son.
hilda_kitty 16
XD that's punny...
every1luvspuns 0
why did anyone thumb #118 down? "grow a pair [of balls]" baller of a son. baller is a compliment. therefore, it is punny.
nzl_fml 0
what a smartass
ihavenoideawho 0
that kid needs a slap
Skull_300 0
I'd tell the little ****** to "Shut the **** up, and mind his Barney watching business!"
misscourtenayyxx 0
What 7 year old do you know that watches Barney? We're talking about a 1st or 2nd grader here; not a pre-schooler.
Plumppotato 3
how many 7 year olds do you know? youre creepin me out man.
Shadic 0
I hope you don't take his advice.
thatoneguyinca 0
NEVER GET MARRIED on the other hand, maybe you should think about growing a pair....
greenltrn2003 0
Yeaah I think its hilarious how mostly all the women are saying he should. Marriage is overrated...always seemed like an outdated concept
bored690 0
PFFFT
RJB 0
well i bet ur son saw ur wife divorce YOU and not stand up 4 urself and might think ur weak or something.
Drewsius 0
Haha! GEORGIA!! That explains it all... :)
imahappeemoocow 0
ok this isnt a fyl this is a win! what an awesome kid!
jmeg_fml 0
Your son is ******* awesome.
hilda_kitty 16
I love ur pic
xdevotchkax 0
i fail to see how this is a bad thing. that kid is really freakin' cool.
dessaye 19
Well, he doesn't mind having her as a step mum, which is good since many kids resent their parents getting remarried.
FerrariCake 2
He won't mind having her as a step-mum until a few years from now when she's made his life hell and he's old enough to understand what a manipulative bitch she is. Then, of course, it'll be too late.
every1luvspuns 0
#47 not all stepmoms are bitches like urs..