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Today, my son told me to "grow a pair" and ask my girlfriend of a year and a half to marry me. He is 7 years-old. FML

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artifactoid 0

you raised one baller of a son.

Your son is ******* awesome.

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FruityLoooons 8

Your son is awesome, and #11's right--If your son is comfortable around her, then there you go.

Hmmm.... wut if she taught that to your kid? lol

lmao!!!!! well, ur son's right :)

Maybe you should listen to him, if you don't this'll turn into a REAL fml.

Dang, I like that kid. :)

I woulda told him "guess who you came from" to that remark about growing a pair

that could of been the worst come back ever. seriously bro

#18 - That would have been the BEST comeback ever!!

bringtheheat22 0

deffinitly agree with the BEST hahaha

u should have said "you shouldnt be talking!!"

at least that means he likes his step mom ( im assuming it wasnt wedlock), usually thats not the case

haha you have a great kid.