Today, I made roast beef with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner. My 8-year-old daughter was crying and gagging the whole time, and eventually said between sobs, "Can't you just beat me and send me to bed hungry instead?" I have no clue where she got that idea from. FML
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Today, I spent all day carefully preparing a wonderful homemade beef and vegetable stew from scratch. Close to dinner time, I tasted it and it was inedibly salty. Confused, my horrifically bratty stepdaughter then laughed and admitted she poured salt in it because it wasn’t what she wanted for dinner. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML
Today, my mother insists that because I won’t eat my dad’s mashed potatoes, it means I must think he is a bad cook and that I'm a disrespectful little prick. I wouldn’t touch mashed potatoes even if Gordon Ramsay made them, and I was on the brink of starvation. FML
Today, my husband once again thought it would be funny to rage-bait our child during dinner. There was screaming, food being thrown around, and a whole lot of running around instead of eating. I already had a headache and was already overstimulated, so I had to fend off a meltdown. All this over chicken burgers. FML
Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML
Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML
Today, my daughter refuses to make eye contact, won’t eat any of the food I make, and still throws tantrums in middle school. I have no idea where I went wrong raising the brat. FML
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pjsr 33
Maybe from 100’s of movies?
Donut_Wizard 23
Suggestion: Check the expiration date on the meat.
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Wintermelons 19
Stolen.
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Your child probably heard a story from a friend of a different culture. *worded for those who’d overreact if worded any other way 😂
1gullible_bugger 34
Our a friend of the same culture... What does culture have to do with it?
1gullible_bugger 34
Or a friend of the same culture! what does somebody's culture have to do with it?
kieralumina 30
Was it properly seasoned?
kazekai8 11
If I say that when I was a kid I would get the belt x.x
openawhole00 6
She probably hears her father saying that to himself after you cook every meal
Lisa Raible 7
Sigh kids these days say the darnest things...
Barbara Woodke 8
Maybe don't force her to eat food that she doesn't like?
Akash Parekh 7
Probably she understands the torture and pain (right from being raised in god forbidden inhumane place to being ruthlessly murdered) the poor animal suffer for that beef!
Stealthclaws 16
Dudes. She just didn’t like the ******* food, sure what she said was scary but SHE JUST HAD A ******* OPINION SHE COULDNT CONTROL!!