Today, my science teacher decided not to recommend me for an honors science class for next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of asking whether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML
Today, although I received a good grade for my science project, it was disqualified for the science fair that I'd hoped to enter. A beautiful scale model of our solar system was ruined by the Cro-Magnons in one of the other classes; I found pieces of it scattered all over the classroom. The teacher did nothing. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Yes, they do. The orange color comes from smashed carrots, and your skin absorbs the nutrients. Come on now. That's common knowledge.
cyna_g 18
You kinda had that coming, man.
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Comments (108)
salamancer 11
Did you think that they just sprayed some "sun juice" on you or something??
SystemofaBlink41 27
If they did, though, it'd make my dreams of become an eternal hermit come true.
Nimor 25
'Murica!
williabnz 2
Well um, sorry ..you realise the moon is not a star right? ...That's just about as bad!
mrtonyanderson 20
Idiot
PeaceFull 3
Just bring a moisturizer cream that is enriched with vitamins and minerals and show it to him. Not sure what will happen then, but worth the try.
Omniprism 15
I think that's a valid question. Your skin is the biggest organ. What you put on it gets absorbed. Who's to say there aren't nutrients in a spray tan. If anything I think you've stumbled upon a great idea. I would write out a valid argument on paper to your teacher. Hopefully she'll change her mind.
False_Stupidity 42
A carrot and broccoli bath sounds intriguing. Messy, but intriguing..,
kybon 12
Its what plants using photosynthesis do.
chrishaaansen 13
you sir are an idiot!
chrishaaansen 13
you saying she's a lady because she asked about spray tan? That's sexist! It's people like you who make me sick
Shakazulu1216 13
Damn. Are you sure you should be in honors?
LifeIsAParadox 4
I don't understand why people say you deserve it, it was one mistake, one mistake should not be the difference of being in an honors class.