Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
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Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, my mother came up to me at swim meet and shouted to me in the bleachers "If you have to go potty, go now because there is a long line!". I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Well? Did you?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sounds like my mom. I swear she sometimes forgets that I'm not in pre-school anymore. :P
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Comments (44)
jasonsb07 0
hey! what's up?
aa_she_babe 0
mommas little boy!!!
SarahBearXoX 0
I laughed at your seedy but funny comment.. thanks now I look retarded haha
KOAnaf 0
You're 22 and you still need your mommy to help you pick stuff out? Cute.
iBiteRoses 22
Or maybe, some people have a good relationship with their mother, instead of having a mom that didn't love them, or beat them for no reason, or did drugs, or whatever YOUR mom's problem was...
rakume 0
hopefully you walked pass her like you didn't know her
LittleMissKyrie 0
So dumb i wish parents wuld stop tryin to humiliate us.......FYL srry ur mom had to yell it
aaron_hayes5 0
that is so humiliateing i feal so sorry for you my um dus shit lyk that to.
tellthattoher 10
Sounds like my mom.
Sirin_fml 47
Hi Alan.
mywtfmoments26 18
That is so awkward!! sorry OP.