Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Welcome!
Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML
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DahkLohd 4
Wow, maybe you should get out more?
Selena_is_back 7
I don't get it. Then again, I have the IQ of a glass of water, wee-woo!
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Comments (78)
CIngus 0
I concur!
justbigbs 6
Tell them you just moved in, hey sometimes is better not to know your neighbors, imagine you were doing it, and knock knock, can I borrow some sugar?
il_bastardo 0
You're probably better off. Most neighbors are annoying as hell.
Dino33mite 0
you deserve it, try and be more observent net time
Dino33mite 0
next damn ipod
Diplomatz 0
Learn to know who your neighbors are idiot.
zoey365 2
maybe you should be in touch with your neighbors more.
Boyk14 0
no offense... but you are a DUMBASS!
LinzeeNardiello 0
pure stupidity.
OreoLovesFez 0
Muffins are ugly cupcakes. Nice one
SexyMexi21 23
Looks like someone hasn't left their house much