Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Welcome!
Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML
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DahkLohd 4
Wow, maybe you should get out more?
Selena_is_back 7
I don't get it. Then again, I have the IQ of a glass of water, wee-woo!
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fantasyworld 39
You need to talk to your neighbors more.
Rammer3500 23
How did you get muffins in a bottle?
Thorn3359 10
"Today one of our neighbors brought us a bottle of wine and some muffins to welcome us into the neighborhood. We've been here two years. FML"