Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of our differing skin tones. The contrast weirds him out during sex. FML
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Glowworm56 27
As Shel Silverstein once stated in a poem: Red, black or orange, Yellow or white, We all look the same When we turn off the light.
WeirdUS 30
Sorry to hear he’s an asshole I don’t know what he expected.
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Comments (24)
GhostFox 34
If the different skin tone was enough to make him uncomfortable, he probably wasn't enjoying sex in general. Unfortunately, some people genuinely with discomfort from things like that, and there's not really much to be done about it. And it's not even as if the BF said OP's skin tone is unattractive, or anything that implies subconscious bigotry. He just find the contrast distracting, which is a more common complaint than people think, even when the partners are members of the same race.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Rasist
SneezyBear 27
Could be a mental disorder like OCD.
Nova Solarius 10
One one hand, I can kind of see where he's coming from, given that I also find contrasting colours rather distracting. On the other hand, he shouldn't have decided to break up with you simply because he gets distracted during sex.
LadyCrayJoy_MotherOfMuggles_SlayerOfPlants_FreerOfVajayjays 14
What an ass
untamed6969 11
I like the different skin tone and watching them mix