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karmamaybe This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Vermillion, United States

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Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...

But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.

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xD thats awesome

KrazyKatz3 26

Why the hell would anyone assume that?

EmDizzle2007 28

show her the phone, deck her in the nose.

I hope you called the police and got her arrested !