karmamaybe
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Vermillion, United States
We're sorry
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
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XPetrova 10
People will always look at you weird when you smile at your phone. My parents always think I'm weird, but I have to tell them I'm either reading something funny or just texting a friend...
MsSoulReaper 27
But.. FML is funny. She just doesn't understand.
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glamorous18 10
conceited much??
AidenSurvival 7
OP: "I swear it was at the screen!" Girl: "You're lying you pervert!" OP: *inward sigh* FML.
Jorcar 8
FMLception?
Epikouros 32
Serves you right for laughing at other people's misery! Not so funny now, eh, sicko? Unless she broke off the tooth that the dentist was going to fix, that would'be been hilarious.
kemnet 7
Well..now she owes you a picture of her breast...cause you paid for it. I mean...if a supermarket takes 5 dollars from you they owe you something worth 5 dollars right? so a picture of her breast is worth a slap so go get yours
OfficeNinja 5
That is why I painted the back of my iPhone so it says "I am not taking pictures of your boobs". I still get slapped, more often than before I added the sign. People can't read.
KirstenZ 6
Slap her back and tell her she ain't that attractive and show her the proof that you didn't snap a pic of her. Simple.
Maria_Obligacia 14
report it as an assault and battery, that will teach the narcissist to slap other people for no reason.
Maria_Obligacia 14
In response to those who are saying that there must be more to the story because people do not just slap others for no reason: not true. Lots of females get raised in the belief that it is OK to slap, hit, and kick a man.
icepick23 12
Did you slap her back?