Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
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choppedNskrewed 0
Hahahaha you deserved it. Who wants to eat a penis cake? Are you not eating enough of his penis already?
dancing_bear 0
I think it was reasonable to assume they weren't coming if his friends were organising the party. That's very, very awkward.
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Comments (119)
mike_i_am 0
Today, when I read this FML I at first thought you meant Marzipan from www.homestarrunner.com and realized how much of an internet geek I am. FML.
plexico 4
You should have circumcised it and given his mom the foreskin!
BulldogQB4 0
#4 you are my hero lol. Seriously though, how could you not reasonably assume that the parents would be at their son's party? It would have been a laugh otherwise I'm sure.
Dane_fml 0
You shoulda acted shocked "WHAT I TOLD THE LADY DOWN AT THE CAKE SHOP TO MAKE WINNIE THE POOH CHASING A BUTTERFLY NOT A PENIS, SICK BASTARDS"
dspadres 0
Should have gotten him a Ferrari Cake.
kscott88 0
#35 FTW!
Lagunaguitar 0
what about a ****** cake?!
jessxoxo28 5
LOL!!!! i bet they'll love it!
Triple4 0
come on it's funny, id laugh my ass off if i got that
Vasir 2
Uhh, you didnt know his parents were invited?... there kids birthday? that usualy happens. no matter the age