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Wakey wakey

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha

every1luvsboners 11

Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

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..And they laughed at my idea for a waterproof alarm clock! Well who'saughing now?! Huh mom?! Mwahahahaha!

*laughing. The **** is 'saughing..

Be glad u didn´t die! *jk*

Why would you take a bath when you're tired and have a meeting to go to? That seems not so smart.

Wouldn't it have made more sense to take a shower?

hateevryone 15

why didn't you take a shower?

Who takes baths anymore?..

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

You should go ask the whole human population to figure that out.

I'm sorry for your luck OP but I genuinely laughed out loud to this, ah life happens.

Who takes baths

jackeechan 10

At least the water wasnt running