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Wakey wakey

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha

every1luvsboners 11

Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

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at least you had a good rest lol

Ouch major shrinkage! Hope u were able to retrieve them :( lol

That's why you should shower instead.

Should have wore the electric dog collar from the other FML.

That's y u shower instead

anncorinnelife 4

Who still takes baths? And before work? Dumb -- u deserved it

and very soggy.

Good luck finding your balls, I'm guessing they seceded into your stomach.

At least you woke up....

theonlysweetpea 10

Be glad you woke up...