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Wakey wakey

Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML

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Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha

every1luvsboners 11

Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.

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Yeah.... This is why you're always supposed to take a shower before you do anything during the day/morning. Wakes you up much more faster.

At least your still alive!

That stinks, at least you don't!

alaskanhybrid 5

Was the water cold by then?

Trying to wrap my mind around two issues 1- how did a dummy like you even get assigned the task of presenting. 2-I fail to see how you could sleep for 3 hours in a tub of water that has an ever decreasing temperature.

U must've been really working on that presentation!

Interesting

WCARlover, you're automatically ******* awesome, I love them.

You could have died