Today, a couple asked me to donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML
Today, after years of trying, my husband and I did IVF, fertilized 5 eggs, and the whole process was really rough. Now, a year after giving birth to our daughter, my husband wants to use another egg, but I don’t want to go through that all again. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex wife aborted our baby out of sheer spite after I caught her cheating with a man. All I’ve ever wanted is to be a mom, but I'm infertile. Also, I’m writing this from work because my boss wouldn’t let me have even one day to grieve, because I wasn’t the one who was pregnant. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I threw out my wife and son after I found out that the kid wasn't mine. According to them, I'm a "heartless asshole." FML
Today, my soon-to-be ex-husband cheated on me with a woman and got her pregnant (we are both men). What's even worse is that not many of my family are supporting me and keep making excuses for him, like maybe he wants to be a dad, or maybe he's bisexual. People are even encouraging me to stay with him. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, because I told her ex that they were an abusive cheater after my friend cried to me about how their ex was treating them horribly for the sixth time this month, my friend blocked me. The ex told her I'd be the reason they'll stay together, and my friend begged me to talk to the ex. I refused. FML
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BananaCoconutty 26
Just buy him some eggs from the grocery store! Lol
Ajf92002 23
Well there's and example of a horrible person, sorry OP
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BananaCoconutty 26
Just buy him some eggs from the grocery store! Lol
DFMLharsh 20
Im eggshausted after reading your comments -_-
willyjac 17
This is one of the funnier comments I've ever seen on fml ? well done
gintwinsmoore 20
Give them a shocker and buy some Brown eggs...lol
alliewillie 22
So basically your ex-husband wants to have your & his child and raise it with another woman? His audacity amazes me...
Kempeth 5
Too bad is so far away still but you now know what to do next Halloween: Throw eggs at their house.
more4me 27
I wouldn't even waste the money or the perfectly good eggs on that jerk. The only thing he's worth is a middle finger. Ugh ! This FML is infuriating! OP's ex is a major douche !
Ajf92002 23
Well there's and example of a horrible person, sorry OP
Dick_diamond 22
Eggxample?
ironmany_fml 23
egg sample
BeachGirl27 23
So sorry to hear that OP - terrible behavior on their part (then and now). I was recently told off for supposedly telling my daughter not to call her father's latest (third) partner "Mum". I've been a step-parent myself and would never have dreamed of asking either child to call me anything but my first name. I like someone's idea of buying them some (chicken) eggs from the grocery store - a little cruel but soooo deserved! ;)
rieebee 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
"Better than being eggless."
acrochick27 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
U should say to her "lucky I didn't Throw u out da window when I found u with MY husband"
Patriots21 14
^ Worst idea ever
RedneckNerd18 8
Not to mention, worst grammar ever.
chilty 16
ya screw him. you made the right decision and it obviously shows that you were the smart one of the relationship. sorry you had to go through that tho.
Laylette 21
I'm pretty sure screwing him would make matters worse...
IridianShadow 20
They must be either extremely desperate or utterly shameless.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Shameless, for sure. There are so many other resources available for that.
shemademedoit 20
it doesn't mean she's heartless. if she doesn't want to then you can't make her. its her body anyways. secondly idk why the new girlfriend is saying heartless to OP for. she should do it herself before judging
ohSNAPyall 27
Presumably, the other woman cannot.
JBChristian 47
The gf her husband cheated on her with is the on that needs the egg...
brainsoverbeauty 21
It's alright OP. Do not allow them to make you feel pressured or guilty for making this choice. After what they both did to you, to even ask such a thing is unfathomable to me.
DFMLharsh 20
Dude must have same Boulder balls to come ask you. Didn't you sucker punch the prick?!
notzax 19
"You could have had them... IF you had stayed with me." (and not cheated) *walk away*
Onepocketpimp 7
you forgot to drop the Mic
superwhovian 16
Great idea
Shipley18 17
Your husband is a dumb-ass
annarcheer 19
*ex-husband.
sonasonic 34
*useless, desperate ex-husband