fuuuuck
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Wakey wakey
Today, I had a big presentation to do at work, so I got up early and ran myself a bath. I woke up three hours later, extremely late, and still in the bath. FML
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WCARlover 35
Sorry but the first thing I thought of is how wrinkly your fingers must've been haha
every1luvsboners 11
Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.
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karamman 5
Well at least you're well rested.
every1luvsboners 11
Tell them your house flooded and as you swam in to save the notes for the presentation you were attacked by beavers that had taken over your house and held you hostage for 3 hours as they demanded bacon bits. Sounds legit.
Sammeh_Higgins 0
And everybody knows beavers love bacon bits.
Minecraftering 5
This is totally legit, happened to me once, except ninja beavers demanding bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.
p3mguin 7
U gey? ^. GOTTEM LOVE THOSE BACONSTRIPS!
crazyluvbug 8
No I thought beavers want sausage?! Mmm yeah a big meaty sausage!!! Lol
cheeseboy77 0
this would only work up here in Canada as we live as neighbors to beavers while playing hockey and chugging maple syrup.
xxtb0 0
using electronics in the tub, tsktsktsk.
sheethapins 13
At what point was an electronic device mentioned in the FML?
ipeal2 7
I am currently using my iPod while in the bathtub!
ipeal2 7
I am currently using my iPod while in the bathtub
SadinSherman 16
He is probably out of the tub by now
MrEscape 2
Everyone knows you Shower before a meeting
sheethapins 13
Showers are your friends.
bossroyd 4
You take a bath, you don't show up for your big presentation. You don't take a bath, you stink and don't look presentable. Why do we live in a world where it is impossible to win?
DFlit1 0
Because there is no God Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! >:O
ChaosAngel17 14
Because we're not Charlie Sheen!
onedayinamsterda 14
Charlie Rawks! season 9 ain't the same without him!
iwadasn 33
Adults take showers. Baths are for little kids. I don't think I've taken a bath since I was about 8 years old.
chili_is_good 0
86 is winning because of that comment
Nick_1993 2
95.. That's sad. Baths are the most relaxing thing ever. Any adult would love to take a bath if they have time. Especially if your not alone taking the bath! No ****
kaykay20 0
Next time take a semi-cold shower. Wakes you up and has you moving around more then if you were sitting in the tub.
SocialAnarchy 0
PruneMuch.
krysxkatastrophe 14
You're lucky you didn't drown! More like LYA: Lucky You're Alive.
FYLDeep 26
Go to bed early if you need to get up.
rhysfucker 24
Or take a little blue pill...