Today, I got excited because I found a chat line for teens who are dealing with depression. I signed up and was about to enter the chat room when a message popped up that said, ''Sorry this is only available for teens in the United Kingdom.'' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to try an online therapy site, seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML
Today, I was feeling extremely depressed and worthless, so I decided to use the crisis chat. I told them I felt lonely and worthless, and had nobody to talk to. They never responded. FML
Today, I was so depressed that I almost called Kids Help Phone for support. Then I remembered that I’m 33. FML
Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML
Today, I called the suicide hotline, only to get lectured by a very condescending man. I hung up and called back, only for the other line to pick up and hang up on me immediately. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Today, I ran out of my antidepressants, and I cannot get more because my local hospital is closed, and I can't register online because the only way it will let me sign up is over the phone, due to me living in a rural area. I'm mute. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0
I'm sure there is a plethora of like sites that you can visit. Google would be a good place to start ;) Keep your head up kid.
hayleyukulele 0
depressed people can get excited too, ignorant pricks
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05brightone 0
Well we need help with depression in the UK!!! I'm moving to Germany as soon as poss :/
ClarehTM 0
If you were actually suffering depression, you wouldn't know what excited feels like.
ConradKay 13
People with depression can definitely feel excitement, it is just harder to reach than other people. I had a friend who, a couple months ago, went to a party with me. We had a blast, staying out late, and I could tell she was truly happy. Two days later, she tried to hang herself from a ceiling fan.
aricTB 0
you two heading for the bedroom later?
aricTB 0
that was for snickers and the colorful bitch :)
LittleRebel 0
woo, go UK ;)
ayjayyuk 0
depressing. try russian roullette instead.
pitbullmom 0
@redbluegreen I know what you mean. I have an iPhone and typing on it can be a pain sometimes. if I hit a letter just slightly off center it messes the damn thing up and spells some weird word that I don't think is even in the English language.
laurshizzz 0
just check out www.chatroulette.com it'll help with all your problems :)
FightOfYourLife 0
#79 SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!
Resquall 0
@123 How witty. @127 Apparently my iPod perfectly knows the word "Nottingham." I have taught it a few words backwards (like sdrawkcab), so I feel it is a perfectly acceptable trade-off.