Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
Y'know...the police may be pricks at times, but this is generally the type of situation they could help with. Or you can stab them in the face. Either way works.
lemonkittens 8
Lay their ass out!
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Comments (166)
mhayes119_fml 0
You should harass him and call until he freaks!
Smallazn 3
Even if the service itself is cut off, the guy/girl still has her phone with sim and contacts etc. And probably nudes.
Sinamoi 18
Inexpensive phone: Cut the service and leave the douche with the plastic. Expensive phone: Headbutt the shit out of them and take it back.
afulks78 11
Uhm kick there ass bro !
Smiff80 0
Hey what's up
cheefer 0
Drop kick him or her
FrostHeart 36
Umm is this the guy who found an iPhone and tried to run off with it but the phone rang when he was running away?
RivetingTaleChap 6
This is possibly the most normal FML I've ever read. Call the cops on 'em.
jcmagana 1
Finders keepers
Dhuva 8
Haha don't worry, karma will get them!
1JDub 6
Call the cops....oh wait, my bad. FYL