Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation, and she'd asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldn't get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
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Einstein714 0
what a bitch! move on you're better without her
fml2102008 1
well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!
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Comments (109)
guitartech18 0
what a bitch
angorashi 0
#10 fails for a completely unrelated movie quote. And now, you steal her dogs and mske sure they end up at the animal shelter- make her pay the adoption fees >:D
fml2102008 1
well, it was nice of you to have fed the dogs. it's not their fault their owner is a bitch!
I_am_stupid_also 6
Even her dogs are laughing at you now.
ilive4fml 0
wow, wat an asshole ur better off!
scottdrewstewart 0
How unfortunate. You should sneak the dogs some laxatives.
k10tree 0
I think it's cool that you stayed with the dogs so they wouldn't get lonely though!
umeko11 0
That really stinks. Next time, pick a better girlfriend.
nattylight 0
# 1 is a douchepon. a mixture of douche and nasty tampon.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
that is very sucks
jbchica 7
..? Learn english