Today, we have everything we can want: money, a house, two lovely kids, and great family relationships. My husband just asked for a divorce. He wants to blow all this up because we haven't had sex in over a decade, even though I gave him permission to masturbate to porn years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm ending a 35 year marriage. In the last few months, my husband has told me that he has been preferring porn to me since before we were married, he has had multiple affairs, he always knew his family was toxic and messing with me. Oh, and he wants us to, "Move on and have a happy retirement together." FML
Today, my wife and I have a perfect life together, nice house, nice cars, fun hobbies, fun holidays, love each other, lots of sex and so on. After 12 years of marital bliss, she wants to ruin all that by having a baby, and has even threatened divorce. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML
Today, my husband is divorcing me because I refused to sign off on the paperwork to break our kids’ trust funds or mortgage our house in order to pay for surgery for his 12 year-old dog. Yeah, it’s not like our kids need a future or a place to live or anything. FML
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
Today, I seemingly have the perfect life. A clean house, a car, two well behaved kids, and stability in every way. I'm also quite good looking, with a good body and health. It's like out of a sitcom/postcard. The only catch is that my husband has literally zero libido and won't have sex with me. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML
Today, my marriage is more or less over, as my wife is so career-obsessed that when I asked if we could spend some time together, she rolled her eyes and gave me permission to sleep with other women, since sex is all I think about. I didn’t ask for sex, just time together. Definitely over I think. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife, only to be told that the sex was horrible, and to be given divorce papers. FML
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duchessdoughnut 2
First of all, no partner should ever require “permission” to watch ****. And secondly, masturbating is not a substitute for sex, or intimacy. The man needs more than you’re willing to give, let him go.
Charlie Given 28
The only ungrateful asshole is you! Good for your now ex-husband for finally getting the courage to leave such an ungrateful wife! 🤣
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Comments (15)
jtookie 1
most obvious rage bait
BloodyButUnbowed 32
I have trouble believing this one. If it's true then I feel for you; I don't like sex either and would only be interested in asexual relationships. I can believe that, but I have trouble believing in a woman who doesn't like sex but hasn't realized that's not allowed.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Based on you saying that you "gave him permission" to watch **** and **********, I'm gonna assume that you're controlling in other aspects of the marriage, and he's in the right to demand a divorce if that's the case.
Morten Bork 6
you don't have the house, kids and family because you want those things. you make those things because you love your significant other. otherwise those things are irrelevant. your family and kids need a solid relationship. Whatever you think you have, those kids and that family deserve better than you.
Morten Bork 6
if you don't want to have sex with your husband, perhaps you are the problem? the physical expression of love shouldn't be an issue between people who love each other.