Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was let go from an unpaid internship. The reasons cited was that I seemed unhappy at work. No, that's just my face. FML
Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML
Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I found out that my boss, who had promised me a raise, is not promoting me. He says I don't have the right 'vibe' and I'm not 'relaxed' enough for the job. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
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Top comments
el_bell3618 29
Make sure you smile and keep eye contact as long as possible the last time you'll see him!
Sphanz 17
At least you have a positive attitude of it.
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Comments (35)
Mathalamus 25
He is an asshole. I wonder if he would have fired you for not smiling enough?
sanchitgoyal 27
this is not smile but scars. would you like to know how I got them?
petert71 10
Clowns smile a lot too...
worldclassrager 41
He must prefer poor costumer service
loubabe69 19
You wouldn't want to work for such a miserable man. I hope you have a fantastic job that you love and make lots of money. Good luck in all you do.
paperbag77 9
Find him and stand outside his house smiling, I think that would be the best way to go here