UnComfortablyNumb
Hatfield, United Kingdom
Uncomfortably Numb
Today, I bought variety condoms. I chose one called "Endurance" thinking it would be extra strong, put it on him, and gave it a suck. I realised my mistake when my lips and mouth went numb. It has benzocaine on to delay him. I still can't feel my mouth. FML
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Dr_Alex 10
Not to add insult to injury... but you also managed to put it on backwards... Benzocaine is supposed to make the penis numb, not the ******, so it's usually put on the inside of a condom.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Don't you suck before you put the condom on?
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Comments (35)
dexter420 21
Gave it a suck. Are you a prostitute? Semen can be swallowed
Rabite 28
Yeah please do that regularly so you don't start talking stupid stuff like this again.
tckm1699 7
Don’t you use flavored condoms for oral? Latex tastes horrible...
dexter420 21
Was it a lamb skin condom? Because you are out dated.
QueenAfrodite 8
Eyes bugging out of head.
rylowsgirl 9
I think making a man wear a rubber for oral is cruelty. Would you like it if he performed oral on you with a bag over it? Condom oral is for hookers and random johns.
Leah Bennett_685709305 4
Sweetie you’re a little bit dumb if you thought something with the term endurance written on it meant anything else