Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
Today, my mom told me to be my sister’s maid of honor at her wedding or I’m out of her will. She says if I don’t go, I’m being selfish, and she wants to see her “baby girls” bonding one last time before she dies. I would gladly go if my sister wasn’t marrying my ex-husband, who cheated on me with her. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, it’s my mom’s 65th birthday celebration. I have to share a room at the resort, table and car ride with my sister, who my ex-husband left me for and got pregnant. She tries to talk to me as if nothing ever happened, and my parents bitch me out for being upset at her. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm "a self-absorbed bitch." FML
Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML
Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML
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tipsyone 22
You have a horrible family I’m sorry
xxWTFxx1981 23
Yeah, that's just plain F'd up especially the part about doing it on your birthday that had to be intentional. I say it all the time blood don't mean jack if they don't treat you with respect you don't need them in your life.
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Comments (14)
sirrubberduckie 37
Did you try dumping salt water on anyone? I've heard that makes things even.
HayNow 11
HAHAHAHA..... I see what you did there....
pandaandthepitty 12
Oh my God what a horrible bunch of people. Your best bet is to move as fast away from then as possible, for your happiness and sanity. Just because family is blood, doesn't mean they can do whatever awful things they want to you.
HayNow 11
Tell your mother you will be out celebrating your birthday and that she, your sister and her new husband can kick rocks.