Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
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shiftybizniss 0
you were sitting in a chair when you stood up to this bully?
perstephane 4
I was bullied horribly, and you know what I did? Realized that grade school/high school is just a small part of my life that wouldn't matter later. And I was right. Two years into grad school, and I'm a perfectly functioning adult who understands that kids - gasp, surprise - aren't always the smartest or most empathetic bunch. I know it sucks. A lot. And I hated it while it was happening. But you have two choices - either be the bigger person and understand this won't matter forever, or be a bitter, obsessed person forever.
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Comments (87)
brknankls 5
lol id get like 7 of my cuzins and beat the shit outta him/her -native pride-
emsiti 6
call his parents and plant pot in his shoes tell his parents hes a drug dealer and say look in his shoes super mad parents mean scared bully you will live well
Gela96 0
where I come from if he did that he wouldve been in a death bed dying from a vile pain for the rest if his life. it's either show respect or f*ck off.
zendaddy0 0
1 holy shit dude
Sonalis 9
Aw crap, bullies suck! I would advise you not to kick his ass, because that would get you in trouble. Get a school official or someone like that involved. Hopefully they'll keep him in line. Good luck!
A_Sad_Onion28 2
I was bullied once. A kid in my class was reasonably stronger than me, and usually chose me as his victim. I told one of the teachers about it, but they said to not get violent. So about 5 minutes later, he pushed me into a mud puddle. I stood up to him, and before he could finish saying, "whatcha gonna do?" I sent a punch straight into his diaphragm. He was trying to cry but he could barely breathe, and he ran and told the same teacher who I told about my situation, the same teacher who just saw him push me into a mud puddle. So naturally they called my parents and sent me home for the day, but I was never bullied by him ever again. And we are actually friends now. Probably because now I'm 5'11" and lift weights, and he's 5'5".
Psycho_Babydoll 26
-sigh- Only in America...
MissyKissy 0
Why would you hope her kid is a bully? What an awful thing to say. People commit suicide every day because of bullies. You are a heartless and ignorant person.
dme93 5
What an ass
thatismahogany 0
That's awful, bullying sucks. Hope you're okay xx