Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML
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shiftybizniss 0
you were sitting in a chair when you stood up to this bully?
perstephane 4
I was bullied horribly, and you know what I did? Realized that grade school/high school is just a small part of my life that wouldn't matter later. And I was right. Two years into grad school, and I'm a perfectly functioning adult who understands that kids - gasp, surprise - aren't always the smartest or most empathetic bunch. I know it sucks. A lot. And I hated it while it was happening. But you have two choices - either be the bigger person and understand this won't matter forever, or be a bitter, obsessed person forever.
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Comments (87)
hockey_66 0
telling on a bully makes you look soft, it'll only get worse
omglulz 0
haha i had an issue in high school where this guy was a complete prick to me and i didnt even know him, except for his name. turns out after we graduated, he decided he likes it in the ass. i just thought it was ironic.
541MedfazWcM 0
yup thats wut i did except the kick
Notimetobleed 14
aha a true gangster you are #1
TeenieAmerica 9
Am I the only one who realizes that the OP is a girl? And forget Judo. Learn Krav Maga and no one will **** with you.
jenncatherine 0
i agree strongly!
TheColorOfAir 3
Hmm... what I did was just change my image...thanks guys -_-
aareavis 0
How is it standing up for yourself if you're in a chair? YDI
ladiesman219 4
well u shouldn't have stood up to him now, and if u do it again make sure ur more powerful
TammieNo5 0
WOW that sounds really bad, and I know from experience that being bullied by a boy as a girl is really hard. Like the others said, learn krav maga and the prick will never touch you again. I think he's a cheeky bastard and has no right to "throw you off your chair", that is really out of order! I really hope you put him in his place! I HATE BULLIES