Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was, "Don't turn gay." I'm gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
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aback 5
"Too late!" you cried as you flounced out the door.
istauff1 0
Just went through a similar situation...going into my 3rd year of college and my mom knows im gay. She isn't accepting of it but is working through it...but lately we were speaking and the last thing she said was, "We're so proud of you...Don't blow it by being gay"
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Comments (59)
Bloodknight 22
Maybe your momma's psychic. Miss Cleo anyone?
vapors 0
Must be.
Zhejan 0
Look at the bright side, at least your boyfriend's getting some ass
dfvervbthbrgvefc 0
YDI for being gay
HahaYDI 0
Well at first I thought it was a guy and I thought to myself, YDI, but since it's a girl, I say it's okay. OP you have my permission to be gay.
monster_tamer 11
What the heck does it make a difference if OP is a boy or girl? o.0 Being gay is perfectly alright no matter who you are.
containsnosoy 0
Oh 38, I truly hope you're being sarcastic.
Japemead 0
Well the good thing is you can honestly say, "I won't."
MsTs1 0
OP, are you at least hot? cuz if you are, im more than fine with you being gay, infact, i would bow down to you.. but if youre one of those fat, ugly bitches, then **** you
MsTs1 0
no being gay is not perfectly alright, what are you, gay? cuz that sounds just like a fagget shit would say, now go commit suicide u mistake of a child, u mutant of life, u offspring of shit. **** you now go die you shit!
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
OP is female... -_-
big24 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=25166
boone_fml 0
Are you a top or a bottom?
kk611 0
the OP is a girl...
shamille 5
um.. so left or right? is that what it is?
Pandachewchew12 0
She probably knows that. It's a way to say "Don't come back home!"
stoneYa 8
good one,dude.
aback 5
"Too late!" you cried as you flounced out the door.
Intellectualist 0
lmao!
Lg11 3
LOL
repyourcliche 0
hahahahahaha, good one.
Arcterion 0
Oh cruel irony, eh?
istauff1 0
Just went through a similar situation...going into my 3rd year of college and my mom knows im gay. She isn't accepting of it but is working through it...but lately we were speaking and the last thing she said was, "We're so proud of you...Don't blow it by being gay"
madethisaccount 12
"...blow it"
ChurchofFagenism 0
You put East Sussex, so I'm assuming you've either gone to Sussex or Brighton university. How could your mother not have known!?!? I go to Sussex, am straight, and it pisses me off that all the fit blokes there are gay and the straight ones are mingers, but look on the bright side, the girl to boy ratio at both those unis is around 3:1, so you won't be short of prospects lol!!!
TomFantastic 0
Brighton freshers week woopwoopwoop
ChurchofFagenism 0
hahaha yeah! pier party tonight, woohoo!!
microtrd 0
Yes, but are the girls hot there?
sammy6597 0
why haven't you told your mum already?.
Rockyio 0
yabadabadoo! have a gay 'ol time then.