Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was, "Don't turn gay." I'm gay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, my wife of 6 years came out as a lesbian. I moved out of state and away from family to start a new life with her. Turns out she's attracted to my mom. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
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aback 5
"Too late!" you cried as you flounced out the door.
istauff1 0
Just went through a similar situation...going into my 3rd year of college and my mom knows im gay. She isn't accepting of it but is working through it...but lately we were speaking and the last thing she said was, "We're so proud of you...Don't blow it by being gay"
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Comments (59)
Aspie 0
YDI for turning gay too soon.
jap1198 0
ur mom is AWESOME!
Muchomastrbation 0
My dad wouldn't let me go to the college I got accepted to because he thought it would turn me gay. I found this out after I came out.
TallMist 32
If you're 18+ and you got accepted to college, your dad has NO RIGHT to stop you from going to college. Unless he's the one paying for it and pulls all the money, if he's even able to do that.
christianlucas 0
haha.. well it's time to tell her.. we all had to do it.. it's going to be okay.. lol..
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i hate people who assume you can "turn gay" or "turn straight". you were born that way people, you dont just wake up one day and decide you like the same/opposite sex. ignorance makes me angry.
hyderabadi 0
are you poker or pokee??
hyderabadi 0
are you poker or pokee??
Witchcraft_fml 5
Well, you didn't turn gay...you already were.
microtrd 0
While her mom is a bigot, she isn't dumb. College girls experiment, sexually. This is proven fact. If you don't believe that, you're the one who's dumb. I for one am glad girls in college experiment. Certainly a good motivator to get kids further education.
SmokinGuns 13
Are you basing your comment on College movies like American Pie? You, sir, are the dumbass. Girls that "experiment" have always been bi-curious. I'm a young girl in college and never once had bi)curious thoughts. Stop basing your "facts" off your fantasies.
alexcabot 0
How the eff did 1200 people think he deserved this?
PlasmaFox 0
Easy, because homosexuality is for fags.