Today, while writing up a lab report that was due in two hours... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 10:51

Today, while writing up a lab report that was due in two hours my girlfriend threw a fit and broke my new laptop... cause I left her laundry in the dryer. There goes $800. FML.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 0:46

Yeah, that's basically one of the biggest red flags for an abusive partner- destroying your property or parts of the household. She's basically threatening you with her behavior, basically implying that if you don't do what she wants you to, she will break you next.

Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 12:38

Two wrongs doesn’t make a right. Unless her clothes were permanently damaged, they can be re-washed. It’s time for her to grow up & take responsibility for what she has done by paying to fix/replace your laptop.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 0:46

Yeah, that's basically one of the biggest red flags for an abusive partner- destroying your property or parts of the household. She's basically threatening you with her behavior, basically implying that if you don't do what she wants you to, she will break you next.

Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 12:38

Two wrongs doesn’t make a right. Unless her clothes were permanently damaged, they can be re-washed. It’s time for her to grow up & take responsibility for what she has done by paying to fix/replace your laptop.

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