Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML
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Damn, You guys are harsh. I am 20 so not technically old enough to drink, I am from the North, Asshole, and it was a legitimate accident, not involving power tools, or due to the alcohol, it just simply was not a smart decision to drink. Also, I was home from college. ******* A.
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holynemesis1208 3
i guess you weren't the only one getting a ride. haha.
goldmedalski 0
NOT EVEN!! Drinking and doing carpentry cannot KILL A WHOLE family! It only puts yourself in danger! Drinking and driving is was worse you dipshit!
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Comments (49)
mishel 0
Hope it wasn't too serious.
CrazedLeper 0
Let granny get some. You know it takes longer to climax when the river has been dry for 30 years.
CherryBomb17 0
any fucktard knows you don't use power tools, or even vaguely pointy tools, after drinking. this is your own damn fault. good for your 'rents for still gettin it on though, i bet THEY know how to use them "power tools" ;D
tournesol_fml 0
Why the **** were you doing carpentry at 2am? And not only that, but I'm pretty sure drinking and carpentry don't mix.
redbluegreen 41
We all know your mom's never gonna finish... Hope you didn't bleed to death.
meganmckel 0
Haha just made my day.
anna123456123456 7
That really sucks, but that's why drinking and sharp objects don't go together.
Amphysvena 11
maybe he shouldn't be build shit at 2 am while he's drunk.
eat_this_buddie 5
7 you sir are full of win. that made me laugh
YDImate 0
maybe they were jst hittin up sum cod??