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Whothrewhim United States

Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML

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Whothrewhim 0

Damn, You guys are harsh. I am 20 so not technically old enough to drink, I am from the North, Asshole, and it was a legitimate accident, not involving power tools, or due to the alcohol, it just simply was not a smart decision to drink. Also, I was home from college. ******* A.

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holynemesis1208 3

i guess you weren't the only one getting a ride. haha.

goldmedalski 0

NOT EVEN!! Drinking and doing carpentry cannot KILL A WHOLE family! It only puts yourself in danger! Drinking and driving is was worse you dipshit!

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Comments (49)

ka8 0

Old people need love too!

Zkenny13 6

Well on the bright side.... oh wait.....

thefmlman2011 37

At least you were sensible, and got someone else to take you.

ToreyyyW 15

You probably shouldn't have been using sharp objects while drinking..