Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML
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Damn, You guys are harsh. I am 20 so not technically old enough to drink, I am from the North, Asshole, and it was a legitimate accident, not involving power tools, or due to the alcohol, it just simply was not a smart decision to drink. Also, I was home from college. ******* A.
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holynemesis1208 3
i guess you weren't the only one getting a ride. haha.
goldmedalski 0
NOT EVEN!! Drinking and doing carpentry cannot KILL A WHOLE family! It only puts yourself in danger! Drinking and driving is was worse you dipshit!
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Comments (49)
farsidee 0
I disagree! His father had it cumming.
fsebastianslife 0
haha aww :( i was gona put tht #37, but then i scrolled down nd saw u aleady did hahaha
mtpadgett10 1
21 I would say f u but it def sounds like something that would happen down here lol
jackalope069 0
uumm it said he and his friend were having a few drinks while doing carpentry work then cut himself and asked his parents for a ride etc...
Acousticpixie14 6
WHY were you working on carpentry while intoxicated? YDI for being an idiot!
missdoll7 0
your life sucks..
What_Willis_is_t 1
Playing with your wood at 2am? Hold it till later.
cxex 23
why was this downvoted? I laughed
ImmortalKratos 0
I'm guessing cuz "enjoying some beers" in this case means "we were drunk"
facilitator 0
you have to be drunk to truly enjoy beer
crystalrain17 14
YDI for using tools when you're intoxicated!