Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I scrambled to get out of work on the dot to go to a special pharmacy that closes at 5 pm an hour away. I arrived at 4:58. Upon reaching the door, one of the employees came and locked it in my face. Apparently, her going home early was more important than me getting my medication. FML
Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML
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Sionnach 10
Skin him first, then put him on display for any other would-be troublemakers.
zinoxity 23
1 - OP can't give prescriptions to patients because he's/she's not a doctor. He/she even states that the patient's doctor isn't there. Before rushing to be first, at least read the FML properly.
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Comments (90)
Calyx_fml 22
Time to take that vacation.
brokenheartemo 7
RUN!!!! O_O
cupakake 0
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
hoonyer 17
that's what i want to do :D . . . be a pharmacist that is, not skin you alive :P
zebrapattern 6
are you retarded? call the police. seriously. if you can't figure stuff out like that on your own, maybe you should be skinned alive.
Naena 3
That's why you call the cops...
NotAPedo 0
Give the dude some skittles and tell him to chill!
mlmartyr 0
you better give him an emergency supply unless is a control of course and banned him from the pharmacy
DriizztD 0
Did Anyone else feel the need to start singing Frank Sinatras " iv got you under my skin" ?
EmilieAutumn 7
I've got you [dadadooda] Under my skin....
jingersnap721 0
My pharmacy always gives me enough to last until my prescription is filled.