Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Only two remained unbroken. FML
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML
Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML
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Top comments
Evil_Jester 17
Ask for a raise
HrothgarXII 21
Gross. The men, not you.
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Comments (76)
SashaTaras 26
Spill some on your boss
scarlett3diaz 24
Report it OP.
jbuckets_404 39
Scarlett, to whom ought she report it?
EDGE1095 20
tell your boss to spill beer on his chest
Rkikkas9713 25
That wouldn't attract customers though!
jbuckets_404 39
Rikki, it could for women and gay men - depending on his physique. :-)
beeferjay 34
go *******! unless you're working in a gay bar, in which case, tough break bro
cocainewhore 30
So by your logic it's perfectly ok for men to objectify women, but not to objectify other men? Way to make yourself sound like an asshole.
LeashaJoy5595 28
I think 49 was saying if OP worked in a gay bar then it'd be a tough break. Gay men aren't interested in boobs, so no extra business there. But still, objectify is horrible no matter which way you look at it
beeferjay 34
I guess not everyone isnt ever sarcastic
WinterChild 20
If they want to see that they should go to a strip club.
worldclassrager 41
Drives sales...but you should get more out of it
vikky538 29
Congrats you just won the wet t-shirt contest
SwingingChili 11
You like the attention. You know you're going to do it again.
Pierced_Bunny 14
Where does it say she liked the attention, #24? Maybe she felt repulsed and wanted to vent on here?
beeferjay 34
#25, I thought you knew that all women love attention and crave being dominated. they also love being barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, making their man dinner so he doesn't give them a black eye when he gets home from a hard day at the factory.
PrideOfTheFallen 19
See i'd probably like it too, but i'd keep it to myself, or offer to help or something. Women aren't objects, don't treat them like one.
Kwphunter 15
Better than whiskey right?