spicybasement
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML
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I said I'll check with my manager and she looked at me like I had 3 heads. We didn't end up making it but he had 4 orders of crispy chicken patties instead.
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
At Burger King he'd have gotten it his way!
XBurytheCastleX 25
Maybe the doctor didn't specify the purpose of his salad.
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Comments (110)
LevyLove 17
Lol this made me laugh. I also would've done it too. With extra ranch.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Well there's your first problem. You work at McDonald's. But don't worry, people come in to Panera and order a sandwich without the bread.
spicybasement 12
Gluten free people do that all the time. McDonald's is actually a pretty good place to work though. The odd customers keep it interesting.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Lol I know. It's still really funny.
jerome72 14
is that even possible? and if so how much would they charge for said fried salad?
ItsDutch 16
But who doesn't love a nice healthy deep fried salad?
repKyle95 24
What kinda cheese filling did he want in that?
spicybasement 12
I said I'll check with my manager and she looked at me like I had 3 heads. We didn't end up making it but he had 4 orders of crispy chicken patties instead.
blackonblight 33
Glad you went to the manager. Doubly glad you weren't treated like you were making it up. Some people...
NeatNit 33
heh, too bad. sounds like it would have been delicious!
LyricaSilvan 30
The customer is always right. If he wants to be stupid, let him.
MDoremis 38
It would be more dangerous for the guys working the fryers than for the guy to consume it. I suggest looking up on YouTube what happens when you add water (lettuce had water in it and I doubt a fast good restaurant takes the time to thoroughly pay down their greens after washing them) to hot oil. It's not pretty--unless you're a pyromaniac.
MDoremis 38
Damn autocorrect. Arguments just become less valid when your spell shit wrong.
HnyBee13 26
It's pretty outside from a very safe distance in a clearing devoid of brush with a fire extinguisher on hand...
4WheelBurnout 14
This man sounds like a genius
hoxbury 9
I shall now use this as my favourite pick-up line / euphemism... 'excuse me, would you like to "deep-fry" my salad." '
cwade71 17
Maybe he jokingly asked for one..?
spicybasement 12
He was dead serious even claiming he had one at another restaurant.