Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
ramherr tells us more.
ramherr 11
Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.
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Top comments
THEDUDE1553566 24
Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side
chrisann1023 21
Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.
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Comments (58)
hkhan24 23
It would be even worse if the FML was: Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighborhood after a party, I got robbed. FML. Count yourself lucky.
Miss_Mandi 29
If it were that instead, I'd have said OP deserved it.
lemonadestand 7
#12 I think you should have made it clear that you would only think it's her fault because she chose to walk through a sketchy neighbourhood alone.
mattrd_fml 31
F the life of the other person who they mugged instead of tou. Be happy!
KingLewisII 34
mind telling us what you were wearing?
gracehi 33
Um... Khakis...
DoomedGemini 38
And a T-shirt..
leogachi 15
@17 She sounds hideous.
thesmeagol 22
Amatuers, never give away your hiding spot.
denden_mushi 11
Isn't this a good thing?
guii_fml 24
YDI because you didnt get robbed. IAYLS because you didnt get robbed?
HeadlessSparrow 20
aw that sucks. Hopefully next time you can mugged by some guy and his equally charming friend. *sarcasm* Take it as a good thing! Looking too broke helped you to be safe!
Futacy 30
What? You didn't get robbed? Damn! Better luck next time.
Candied_person 13
This is why we have guns
littlekellilee 45
No its not.
Futacy 30
For what? So she could shoot them for talking shit and not posing an immediate threat? Or so that in case they really did want to rob her, they could shoot her too?
itsalie 19
You're the reason we have gun control
ESE_gutty 18
Haaa !! Cx