Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
ramherr tells us more.
ramherr 11
Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
THEDUDE1553566 24
Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side
chrisann1023 21
Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.
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Comments (58)
chikinscratch00 8
Not an FML
WitEluded 13
I hope you called the cops and prevented them from doing that to someone else
mine___turtles10 13
"Looks like somebody........IS TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING" -spongebob
fushengyuan 20
Well, i really want to look poor after i walk out of casinos with a lot of cash.
Britt125 16
I'd rather look poor (regardless of whether or not I am) than get robbed. But maybe I'm just weird that way.
mitchell360 13
Hey at least you didn't get robbed lol
co100 5
So you want to get robbed...?
Mcstud1y 30
It could have been WAY worse
alchemist27 13
I'd call that a good thing.
anthony_Calderon 15
I could be wrong but isn't that a good thing?