Today, while walking alone through a sketchy neighbourhood after a party, I learned that I look too broke to even rob and "not worth the bother". Overhead from a guy waiting for me in a bush with a flashlight and his equally charming friend. FML
ramherr tells us more.
ramherr 11
Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.
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Top comments
THEDUDE1553566 24
Be happy. At least you weren't robbed. See the positive side
chrisann1023 21
Well at lest you weren't robbed or harmed.The situation could have been much worse that it was.
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Comments (58)
rydin10 18
Dude I've spent my whole life trying to look "not worth mugging". You should be opening a dojo for the art of looking bummy.
corky1992 33
how is this even an FML? you're actually sad you didn't get robbed?? Odd.
LyricaSilvan 30
I swear I thought that said "not worth the boner," until I re-read it. Though on that note it's probably good that wasn't the case...last thing you need is to be insulted further. Sorry to hear about that, but at least you're okay and didn't get jumped!
Zgamerz 11
What, you wanted to get robbed?
Amorettex 19
Why would you think this is a FML..? I would be happy not get rob lol everyone else agrees with that
bruh21 18
Why people get stabbed..
Cebolamole 13
I'd say you were damn lucky!
catmum22 10
Atleast your lucky then would so much prefer to hear that when I walk down the street
ramherr 11
Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.
Meowfml 8
At least you weren't robbed?? Did you call the cops??