Anonymous
United States
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
saraleerocha
France
Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML
hadrienne's pall
Markham, Canada
Sorry, I didn't mean…
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
frenchy
United States
Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
Anonymous
Navan, Ireland
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
Anonymous
Salem, United States
Today, I asked a table at a restaurant if there's anything I could get out of their way and they replied, "Yeah, you." FML
jules
United States
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
oops
United States
Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
stifledbyyou
United States
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
GoodbyeNewJob
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
Top comments
rainydaygirl 0
Wow, that must have been embarrassing for you, but she probably has to put up with that frequently, so I would say f her life. Not for being of short stature, but more for the confusion, jokes, and stares she probably deals with daily.
Doortje 30
Apologize, tell her it was an honest mistake and offer her the meal (or drinks, whatever) for free.
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Comments (62)
Susieee_Q 9
Seems like an honest mistake.
mamadi_fml 0
And your meal price comes in kids size!! :).
Shinygirlnz 1
I shouldn't laugh at this, I shouldn't laugh at this...
vodkaliciouz 4
thats an honest mistake. i've mistaken them as kids too in the past.
shaytards_fml 9
if i were here i would say yes, then ask you to put me in the chair and then bite you ! }=)
abone20 0
For me it was a short old lady. Standing behind her son and his wife.
OldMrFranklin 0
YDI for not caring about ur job and not giving a Shiz about who ur serving
k9obsessed 5
Lmao this reminds me of a story one of my guy friends told me. There was this little person attending our high school (a couple years ago) and he once asked her if she was a ninja for some reason. She responded by headbutting him in the crotch.
mike718 0
ha ha that's so funny though
underpaid011 0
that's funny! win for you :)