Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML
Today, I was walking to work when I saw an empty pop can. Angry at whoever left it, I kicked it out of the way. Turns out it wasn't empty; it was filled with hornets. I had to run 2km to work while being attacked by a giant swarm of wasps. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
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Top comments
EatOrphans4Fun 24
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
roxyroller20 15
That stings.
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Comments (39)
olpally 33
Run bitch run! Lol Jesus!
limegreenpoopie 31
I hope they had toilet paper
keiNan_fml 35
how would that help??
gotbeer 7
why you come to their home to poop ? :)
TheRationalOne 11
Well doesn't that just take the piss. I can't BEEleive that happened to you op. XD
chuka81 27
Hornetly, your puns sting. Not that mine are any better.
hellnosucka 27
people should beehive themselves and stop injecting their puns everywhere. they keep pollen at my nerves.
hatema_rado 11
Damn.
katydid91 31
This is literally my worst fear. I'm so sorry OP.
happysmile987 24
And I'm scared of one hornet! Hope you're ok OP :)
gracehi 33
There should be a "Worst thing ever" button.
worldclassrager 41
Did you pee on it? Guys need to learn not to find a target...
thefmlman2011 37
unless he works on a building site