Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML
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Kazenoe 24
OP here. Thanks all for the comments, almost making me able to laugh about this now. :P But yes, the waste can was full. I had to take a long shower after. I do have a feeling I'll prefer the stairs for a while after this.
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doubleea 3
Maybe if people listened to its feelings, it wouldn't be so cranky.
GothicAngel17 24
Well there is an upside to all of this! Just think, they might finally replace the elevator.
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Comments (88)
theleprechaun9 2
Did the waste bin hold you back
unknown_user5566 27
Now you have a solid reason to use the stairs from now on. Plus, since you'll now be using the stairs so often, you'll climb your way to a perfect ass in no time. ;)
ablueshka 0
My guess is you are either a personal trainer or just really tight about working out. But I can say you look pretty good :)
TheJester12 15
that sounds like being stuck in a retirement home, only when you walk out you are wearing a suit and you've just consumed all the liquid food you can stomach, courtesy of generous old people.
luckoftheirish07 3
the firefighters took 1 hour to get you out? atleast they didn't put you on hold tho like 911 does sometimes.
The_Big_Boss 20
Ydi. Should take the stares, lazy ass
THE_A_TEEN 28
Said the actual lazy arse who couldn't spell the word "stairs". And would you go down the stairs carrying a can of bio-waste? Not every fat and/or lazy person take the elevator, especially if you are on the higher up floors carrying bio-waste. Go back to school and then judge, Asshole.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Said the actual lazy arse who couldn't spell the word "stairs". And would you go down the stairs carrying a can of bio-waste? Go back to school and then judge, Asshole.
PoshLife_Cross 5
That's scary on so many levels. Actually, no, it's just scary in between two levels.
Kazenoe 24
OP here. Thanks all for the comments, almost making me able to laugh about this now. :P But yes, the waste can was full. I had to take a long shower after. I do have a feeling I'll prefer the stairs for a while after this.
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh, okay.
False_Stupidity 42
Glad we were able to lift your spirits on this matter. :)
noisebox 1
Boy I don't think I could take that...
cevogelpohl 1
Maybe you should've taken the stairs...