Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
blairvic tells us more.
Hey. Firstly, I am Canadian, and in Ontario, you can carry a folding (not spring assisted or butterfly) knife, with a blade under 3 or 4 inches in length. You can look up the rules if you want. So yes, I was carrying it legally. And why do I carry a knife? Because I use it as a tool. It's not a weapon. I was in the forest, it was a tool. He said he needed it as a tool. I believed him, it's a logical claim. I can understand why it would seem like a ridiculously dumb idea to let someone borrow your knife, but you need to understand two things: I live in a small, Canadian town. I literally can not remember the last time anyone was attacked here, so I did not fear attack. Also, we were deep in the forest, where there are many reasons that one needs a knife. So, I let him use the knife because he said he needed it. I know it's kind of stupid, and I'm never lending out a knife again, but oh well. He seemed like a nice, polite, well put together guy. He didn't look like your typical mugger, so that's why I lent it out. He had obviously seen the clip of the knife, as I carry it clipped to the inside of my pocket, as that's the law where I live. And people saying "a woman in a forest, alone, lending out her knife to weird men.... bad idea", I agree. But, I'm not the type of woman you want to fight with, and I'm not some delicate woman alone and afraid. I can hold my own. But, I do have too much faith in humanity, and I trust people too much. As for people saying "track down your phone", I did. I live close to the forest, so I just ran back home and tracked the phone down. I had it back within a few hours. I lost the $70 in my wallet, but that's not much. He was a stupid thief. The police took care of him. And, by the way, I never got my knife back :( I'm gonna go buy another knife, and I'm never gonna lend it out again. In the end, it was scary (I've never been mugged before) and I lost $100 ($70 cash from my wallet, and the knife was worth $30 ish), but I've learned a lesson. Thanks, everyone. And yes, I know I deserved it!
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perdix 31
He did use it as a tool -- a money-making tool!
LOVELIVELAUG 4
be careful out there next time be smarter about your choices and stay safe!!!
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thatnucca 36
Dumber than a bag of bricks... Very well deserved OP...
shutupmichaela 18
oh ffs OP, when you're walking alone in the forest, you don't go around arming random strangers! That's rule one.
Juneyah1017 9
Lucky you didn't get raped.
CupOTea666 9
As a tool? How would he use a knife as a tool?
JACKxRAWR 22
Let's see... food preparation, preparing a campsite, splitting firewood, cutting lengths of rope, opening boxes, cutting a loose thread from a shirt etc etc.... knives were tools before they were weapons, and not too long ago everyone carried one.
blairvic 23
Maybe you should google that. I would love to list the reasons, but it would take all day. Knives are tools. It wasn't a machete or something, I use the knife at home to open stuff. I've never pulled it out as a weapon, and I never plan to... Unless I get mugged again (next time, it won't be with MY knife)
TheCaramelKing 11
The OP... She has spoken...
strike2867 13
This would be even worse if you were old enough to have seen Crocodile Dundee.
MGITSWFTC 17
Never lend someone a knife if you don't have another, much bigger knife on you. Life lessons can be learned from terrible movies
football98_fml 20
never trust strangers, did you not learn that while you were younger? im gonna have to say YDI
tgabes 9
Why would u give a stranger a knife? I saw this coming after reading the first line...
okieraider71 4
Same thing happened to me. Guy asked to borrow my flame thrower........
bexxiiee 11
YDI, never trust strangers, especially with a freakin' knife!!
rinoa_fml 10
It's certainly not illegal to carry a knife here (in the United States) and I carry a multi-tool (knife, pliers, wire cutter) every day. Yes, you can see it sticking out of the change pocket of my jeans. I'm a farm manager, it's a necessary tool. Also, I'm not afraid to use it to defend myself. Trusting strangers with a weapon is never a good idea.