Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML
blairvic tells us more.
Hey. Firstly, I am Canadian, and in Ontario, you can carry a folding (not spring assisted or butterfly) knife, with a blade under 3 or 4 inches in length. You can look up the rules if you want. So yes, I was carrying it legally. And why do I carry a knife? Because I use it as a tool. It's not a weapon. I was in the forest, it was a tool. He said he needed it as a tool. I believed him, it's a logical claim. I can understand why it would seem like a ridiculously dumb idea to let someone borrow your knife, but you need to understand two things: I live in a small, Canadian town. I literally can not remember the last time anyone was attacked here, so I did not fear attack. Also, we were deep in the forest, where there are many reasons that one needs a knife. So, I let him use the knife because he said he needed it. I know it's kind of stupid, and I'm never lending out a knife again, but oh well. He seemed like a nice, polite, well put together guy. He didn't look like your typical mugger, so that's why I lent it out. He had obviously seen the clip of the knife, as I carry it clipped to the inside of my pocket, as that's the law where I live. And people saying "a woman in a forest, alone, lending out her knife to weird men.... bad idea", I agree. But, I'm not the type of woman you want to fight with, and I'm not some delicate woman alone and afraid. I can hold my own. But, I do have too much faith in humanity, and I trust people too much. As for people saying "track down your phone", I did. I live close to the forest, so I just ran back home and tracked the phone down. I had it back within a few hours. I lost the $70 in my wallet, but that's not much. He was a stupid thief. The police took care of him. And, by the way, I never got my knife back :( I'm gonna go buy another knife, and I'm never gonna lend it out again. In the end, it was scary (I've never been mugged before) and I lost $100 ($70 cash from my wallet, and the knife was worth $30 ish), but I've learned a lesson. Thanks, everyone. And yes, I know I deserved it!
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perdix 31
He did use it as a tool -- a money-making tool!
LOVELIVELAUG 4
be careful out there next time be smarter about your choices and stay safe!!!
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Comments (202)
bribritaytay 11
stupid stupid stupid
catmcross 7
you're a ******* idiot OP. you definitely deserved this one...
abeg157 14
Who hands a Knife to a complete strange when they're alone together? That only works when talking about Torture Fetishes with Hookers and hopefully that's not what you were going for.
kee_breezy32 34
it reminds me of that one FML when they guy got mugged and then the guy tried to add him on Facebook.
caohm 18
stupid is as stupid does
fruitslut 11
Okay, stop blaming the victim. The thief manipulated her.
Adree 15
You're too trusting. Never give a stranger a knife.
nurchok 15
The world is full of assholes, but it's nice to know that there are still nice people like OP left. Don't lose your faith in humanity, OP, karma will get him...
kenziemarie_16 5
Trust no one.
cheekychimp23 6
Wow, that's not very knife of them.