Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Well, it looks like your plan to keep your book dry went down the toilet. Literally.
Dilwann 27
Instead of just turning the shower off again...
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Comments (92)
testestestes123 4
Hopefully you had flushed. Wait, you weren't reading Everyone Poops were you? That would be awesome
SoMuchWut 8
Just when you thought you were about to close the lid on this unfortunate situation.
buckdharma 38
The Color Purple is now the color yellow.
hotPinklipstick 24
I normally don't say things like this is a comment, but damn that was a smart pun. If I could thumb that up twice I would!
shan88 14
Notice the display picture? Brilliant
violette_tiger 7
I don't get it ??
Vinnie500 14
Nice aim. Ever think of the Olympics?
Connect 10
Shit happens OP.
DasRocket 5
That's why toilets have covers. You put them down when not in use!
testestestes123 4
I thought it was for leaning against while getting a blumpie.
buckdharma 38
Damm op, I bet you're good at putting square pegs in round holes too.
kspear2 12
Wait...why were you reading in the tub?
buckdharma 38
She doesn't beleive everything she reads and wanted to see if the book would float.
Elmoo_fml 16
I love reading in the tub! I take a nice hot bath, put some music on, read a book.... nice and relaxing :)
Smartdumbblonde 27
Maybe the next time you read in the bath and want to switch to a shower, you should keep the toilet seat down and then put it on the toilet seat so you don't have to worry about this happening again
SayPeanuts 29
I don't they planned to switch to a shower.
Smartdumbblonde 27
Oh I didn't notice that sorry
SmokeyPlague 12
should of threw it at the door lol