Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML
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The old lady had accused me of lying before trying to take my scarf for herself. She even started screaming at me on the crosswalk before trying to take my scarf. I don't know if she was crazy or suffering delusions, but she claimed she was a cancer survivor and deserved the scarf. Thankfully, my grandmother, (she had knitted two dozen scarves) had figured out how to make them strong. My scarf is a little longer now, but it's still mine and the lady fell after losing the tug of war with me. I did outweigh her. I think she's okay, but I'm keeping an eye out every time I wear my scarf. Also, the only reason my grandma made the scarves was because she liked pink and was dying from her diabetes and bone cancer. But thanks for all the support and all the ironic statements.
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Weird_situations 13
What a bitch. I hope it didn't get ruined in the process. Sorry OP
Lee002 8
what a shame that someone would try to steal such a sentimental thing from you :(
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dabears1011234 27
That woman sounds crazy.
LeAngryChick 4
What the hell? That lady was psycho! I'm just glad you still have that scarf! Cherish it!
primespore 12
Now she will use the I'm frail and weak to get out of trouble I feel bad for you op
White Trash 10
You should be thrilled that your scarf is so desirable.