Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, I knew my wife and kid wouldn't be home until later, and I was excited to play video games and relax. The second I turned my computer on, the power went out. It came back on as my wife was pulling into the driveway. FML
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML
Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, the power went out to my house a second time after coming on a few days ago due to a series of severe storms that rolled through the area. The first knockout took less than 12 hours. This one? A little over three days in a heat wave. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
You got a visit from the fail whale
bigdong1414 0
Honestly....this is a fake FML post. There is no online poker site that holds your money and waits for you to enter information. Even if they did they wouldn't steal your money. Epic fail!
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Comments (108)
flar3 0
fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake
paivarotti 0
Buy a UPS, cheapskate.
Mefreh 0
This is fake, they wouldn't let you bet, and possibly lose, without your information.
Christina21 2
LOL, jus wasnt meant to be
erikjg82489 0
what the hell. first day off in two years....like that's believable.
genius_man16 1
first day off in two years? I'm fairly certain you deserved that. I'm pretty sure that no job in the world would MAKE you work two years in a row, not to mention i'm pretty sure it's illegal to not give employees days off. You don't get labor day off? Christmas? I call either shenanigans, or YOU were the one that made yourself work all those days, in which case you get no sympathy from me.
mooreon131 0
Yes, of course. This guy couldn't possibly have multiple jobs. Everybody on earth has a good job and a house in the suburbs. please. While I agree it is fake, her certainly could have ahd to work for all of that. Or perhaps he doesn't count weekends as days off. Maybe he means its the first time he's taken off in 2 years. Where I work you can take your vacation days, or get payed for them. Most people, myself included take the cash. Again, probably BS, but the first part is concievable, and certainly doesn't warrant all of you calling him out as a fake because he works alot
vendettared 0
thats funny, we had a power out in my school, in jersey, as I was typing my 5 page essay. FYL
rocker8877 0
It was just gonna steal ur identity anyway so u should be happy
theseus51 1
This is the most fake post I've ever seen. No site would ever let you play with real money without filling out your contact info first. And even if by some miracle that did happen, you still own the account, just fill in the contact info later, duh.
plexico 4
I just wrote the best comment ever, but my power went out. I forgot what I wrote. Sorry.