Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
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surferchick96 0
well that might not have been the show they payed for...
sinnedrebel 0
you should have improved and went straight into your best hulk hogan skit.
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Comments (134)
MizSammyBaybay12 0
ahhhh the beauty of live theatre!
sk8rgirljj 0
lol were u a guy or girl?
marinus_fml 20
You ask that as if gender could easily have changed since then. The better question would have been 'are you a guy or girl?'
funzcpl 0
it says the character had to jump from behind HIS desk. Boy? I'm thinking boy. ???
TheDrifter 24
Or it's a girls school. Off gender character roles being the norm in that situation.
maphineRAWRS 10
yeah that or a girls just playing a guy, we do that all the time in my drama classes and I don't go to an all girls school :)
cmart822331 0
can we say "wardrobe malfunction"? LOL oops!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
No, I cannot. I have speech impairment.
marinus_fml 20
You ask that as if gender could easily have changed since then. The better question would have been 'are you a guy or girl?' You're welcome :)
marinus_fml 20
That was meant in reply to 29. Not sure what happened.
ihatetwentyfours 0
why were you wearing a skirt if your character was a boy?
monkeygrrlee 0
it said shirt. Learn to read
ImaginaryFoe 1
The post says nothing about a skirt. I assumed OP was a boy because he was playing a male character. If that is the case, although it may be a little embarrassing to be topless, it is socially acceptable. Forget about it. If you are a girl who was playing a male, well, FYL.
miraggg 1
its not that socially unacceptable for a guy to be topless.. unless in a business setting or if he is really really fat
teddygraham1 1
this is only an FML if you're a female or chubby.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
....or really hairy maybe...
catatonicsleep 17
Hopefully you were in a comedy scene, then it would be easier to improvise around it than if the scene was supposed to be serious...
blahbbb 0
shirt smarty not skirt right back at ya !!!
sourgirl101 29
OP is a he.
mintcar 10
You should've played along. The audience would've had no clue. FYL though, I can understand how embarrassing that can be.